do you ever just wonder what the hell is your blog even about
why is there like a permanent post on my dash.
Like I have to click the red pin to get rid of it everytime.
can I just make that thing go away forever
why is that there
- someone: have you seen this movie?
- me: no but i've seen gifs
so I was in Wildwood, and at the arcade and I put my phone down than someone stole it
and we got out that “locate my iPhone app”
and the person was like def not walking down the boardwalk but like on a skateboard or bike or just running or something.
So me, gabby, and our friends tried to chase them but they were too fast
So we asked the police, and they tried.
and Yeah then they turned off my phone so they couldn’t locate it.
I got a new phone but I have no contacts, but its okay. Because I have no friends and only text like 3 people.
- Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
- C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
- Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
can you imagine
if google just disappeared from the interent
and then we couldn’t google what happened to it
because google was gone
Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.